20 Things I Don't Do

Ha ha, that is right people. I miraculously found my user name (I had forgotten it besides the obvious nature of it) and I can now blog again. Yay, champagne is falling from the heavens I know.

Well for lack of better content and creativity I will rip of the idea of Valley Girl and D and create my own 20 Things I Don’t Do list. I have to say this is very hard for me since there are not many things I will not do.

1. Curry
2. Fuggs Uggs
3. Men in ill-fitting suits*
4. Abba
5. Peta
6. Chevy's
7. Tequila
8. Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba (tied)
9. Call/email people back
10. Extreme Democrats**
11. Extreme Republicans
12. Extreme anything***
13. Illegal drugs of any kind
14. Vegans
15. Raw foodists
16. Tarragon
17. Movies made before 1980
18. People who cry at the gym because they “can’t”
19. The word “can’t”****
20. Fanny packs*****

* Even a target suit will look great if it is tailored
** These, I find, are the worst offenders because under the guise of being "liberal" they try to bully you into thinking the way they do and if you don't you are "closed minded". I mean isn't that act in itself totally closed minded?
*** With the exception of extreme sports
**** In reference to one’s ability to acomplish something, not in the “dude, I can’t make it tonight” which is totes cool and actually my #3 overused expression
***** Okay maybe that’s a lie